THE ADVENTURES OF HULK AND DUFFMAN

it all began when a normal little girl by the name of Murielle, invited a not-so-normal little girl by the name of Ronja, to her house, to walk her dog, eat junk food/shit and discuss how both their lives sucked so badly. they were both on the brink of suicide. little did murielle know, that something so devistatingly epic was going to change her life.. for the next couple of years.

as they were walking dana, an amazing event of epic proportion happened. they had a stroke of genius. they decided that their names were not cool enough to support their retarded adventures of jokes and throwing up. Murielle, the master of jokes and the most gullible person ever, decided that Ronja's secret identity should fit her ability to not make sense. and Ronja, who made no sense, decided that Murielle's secret identity should fit her incredible, unique powers (such as her methods of self defense)like the gate incident......

they then combined their genius minds, and as for the end result.. well.. allow me to demonstrate

KAABAAAA blahblhblashbndkjmlbahblha njkdvm

oh yes.
this is what she has turned me into.

i am.

HULK

urban dictionary says: the incredible being that is large, green-skinned, very muscular, and goes around grunting "HULK [insert action here]"
favourite word: KABAA (not something the real hulk would say.. happens to be something a lil kitty cat would say.. totally suitable for hulk (: BALLS (see duffman for proper pronounciation) and NOM NOM NOM
favourite colour: blue NOT GREEN blououeeeee
partner in twiggying and shit like that: DUFFMAN oh yeah
sidekick: wonder dog
archnemesis: mitch the vitch..
weakness: baldless hamsters!! urghhhahahghfjnkmxxurhgnm D:
religious views (both hulk & d-man) : =3 .. we suck.. we know..

SHE is
the one.. the only..

DUFFMAN

urban dictionary says: for sure the greatest mascot ever made in history, period.
favourite word: duffmanohyeah, BALLS (pronounced; ba-oo-oh-ls, basically like vowels only bowels) NOM NOM NOM
favourite colour: i have no clue but ill put it up here as soon as i find out d: i think its also blue D:
partner in twiggying and shit like that: HULK kabaaa
sidekick: the amazing Zorro
archnemesis: same one as hulk even though they dont really know each other (we farht in her dirrectione d: )
weakness; -the word .. of unknown power .. the word .. able to cause old ladies to cringe in fear .. NI
-her ass crack showing all the time lmfao
people we're pissed at (both d-man & hulk) : bryce and joe for being total a-holes ):<





our latest adventure involved preparing for the end of the world.
we bought an inflatable boat which will probably not last long.. seeing how it can only hold 95kg and we are 100kg combined D: but we shall prevail. for with the help of wonderdog (who happens to be a lil genius) we have come up with a master plan, to somehow fill it up with helium! OH YEAH.





yeah. we're that awesome. we even have a secret language which involves a series of snorts, shouting kabaa, bitting each others arms, growling,nom nom nomming and of course the giving out of shit-flavoured air causing a loud, yet sometimes silent, sound, which happens to be a form of self defense which we have mastered :3 (mainly used when having something close on you like saayy a GATE!! -.- )





we plan to someday rule the world.


we'll probably end up going to the same college, maybe even university if our parents are awesome (:


most of the jokes in this blog are personal ones to dont worry if you dont understand any of it d: