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Sunday, May 2, 2010

Pea Pizza

yum yum.a couple of days ago i had the most scrrrrrrrrrrrrrumptious pizza of all time! behold.. i present to you..

THE PEA PIZZA!! this pizza, with a bit of egg, peas, 3 different kinds of cheese, and of course some more scrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrumpptious peas :D by far, the most delicious pizza i've had in awhile, and i really mean it. my mum has managed to master the art of cooking, for a moment i doubted her, but this blessing of a pizza has proven me wrong! i shall never doubt my mums cooking again, she is a culinary GENIUS (so genius, even wonder dog stands no chance against her geniusnesseses, and thats sayin alot) oh and did i forget to mention that she can crochet and knit anything that she desires? oh yes, i think i might have forgotten.. prepare to be amazed!!




A CUP COVER THING !! OH YES!! THATS RIGHT!!
not only does this thingamajig protect your hands from the freezing cold coldness that prevents you from holding your cup for a substantially long period of time, but it is also good for the environment! he11z ye@H! its made of.................................. recycled cold storage plastic bags!

BAM!


werent expecting that were you?
i thought not its is very.. how you say.. unexpected, no?

hahahahaha
aaaaahah hah eheh he heheh hm .. yes well moving on im gonna make another blog with like.. a couple more of my mums amazing creations of stuff and yeh i think i might actually do it. if she lets me that is im not really sure if she would mind or not or maybe just a little or whatever.
so

yes well
bye.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

blog diary thingoo (:

hm well today was alright i suppose, but i guess thats only because i missed out an half of it.


after staying up late last night and trying to avoid sleeping so that i wouldnt, you know, get that fucken nightmare again, i eventually failed in avoiding the nightmare and fell asleep at around 4:30am. i woke up later that day at around 3pm to the soothing sound of my mum shouting at me to come eat lunch with whats left of our petty family. i slowly got up and fixed my hair, and considered changing out of my pajamas, but then gave up due to the fact that it would have taken me too long to find something decent to wear in the huge oodles of clothes laying on the
floor.



after having fixed myself up a bit, i started for the door, and upon reaching the bottom of the stairs, i greeted my brother and mother and took my place at the table. my brother was still tired, and had his head on the table. as my brother turned to greet me, he suddenly let out a groan so loud ,it would have been loug enough to wake the seven sleepers, yet i could not understand what the fuck he was saying. everything was silent after that, until my mum came to the table and brought forth some nice reheated dinner. yum yum.



after that i went into my room and just hid there for awhile. i called duffman, listened to music, played some guitar, the usual. then i got bored, and headed to my mums room. then i suddenly remembered that my dad promised me an itouch by the end of the month! so i ran back to my room, grabbed my phone, and speed-dailed his cheap ass. he picked up and started saying some crap in french im not really sure. then i started talking about the reason why i called in the first place, and he, of course, claimed that he "forgot all about that" and that he would "think about it". then i started whining and told him that he promised, which he sorta did. then he started going on about "so how are your grades?" ooooof course i was all proud and replied "i got a B for a recent biology test!". at that moment.. i was sure i had got him where i wanted him.. i was ready to hear him say "wow! come over next weekend and ill give you your fucken itouch!" but NOOOOOOOOOO! he was quiet at first and then said "thats not good enough"


MOTHER FUCKEN ARSE FINKLE



then i realized that i wasnt trying hard enough so i started moaning again. after saying "but DAAADD.. going from an E to a B is fucken good!" then he gave up and BAM just like that, im gettin myself an itouch (: maybe not this week.. maybe the next.. or something.. but still. im gonna bug him until i get it.



after that i just stayed in my room and listened to music and shit.
hm well its currently 11 minutes in the morning, so ill edit this tomorrow and tell you about what else happened.
right now my eyes are burning from the fucken laptop screen being so bright.. and well.. i forgot how to make it dimmer.
sooo im off (:
i think i might be doing this blog diary thing a lil more often depends if i can be fucked to write this much everyday

wish me luck in not sleeping :/


CHEERIO MY CHEERIOS